Thursday, August 08, 2013

NSA Conducting Broader Email And Text Data Collection Linked To Foreigners: Report


Thousands of years in the future Aliens will discovered the burned out remains of our Human Culture in the undergrowth of a steaming planet. And an Alien Archeologist will identify a weathered tomb in an area we used to call Utah. Using advanced technology, the Archeologist revives the moribund NSA servers and, in a matter of seconds, is able to process and analyze all of the communications of Mankind, over a period of decades. After a moment of reflection, the Alien speaks in a fit of clicks and hums to its colleague.



"Seems ... this ... species ... committed ... suicide ..."



-HMMM-



"Could ... have ... been ... prevented ..."



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"Missed ... significance ... of ... this ... Tweet ..."



-HMMM-



"Let's ... get ... lunch ..."



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Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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