Climate Change Skeptics Unite At Heartland Conference

"Excuse me, Senator?"



"uh, hello?"



"I'm with AE inc, and I wanted to thank you for your support."



"Uh ... AE?"



"Amalgamat­ed Embalming, sir, Amalgamate­d Embalming.­"



"Amalgamat­ed Emb ... oh yes ... AE, right"



"Sir, we recognize your upcoming campaign looks like a tough haul and we look forward in assisting you in winning a fifth term."



"Why, thank you."



"In return if you can assist us with legislatio­n allowing our new product to reach the market."



"Why, certainly, what product?"



"It is a new water-brea­thing cap intended to improve our flagging summertime business."



"Wonderful­, how does it work?"



"The consumer puts on the cap, enters the water, and inhales ..."



"I see. Won't people drown?"



"That's what we are hoping, sir."



"I see ... um ... I'll see what I can do to support your business. Just give me a call."



"Thank you, sir! We at AE look forward to your fifth term."



"Me too."
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