Since Palin is relying on oldies but goodies I wanted to offer some up for her repertoire ...
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
or ...
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
or maybe ...
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, "How do you like it up here?" The priest says, "If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini?" "Yes." "Rosary, get the bishop a martini!"
No charge, Sarah (gotta love Henny Youngman!)
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