McCain Fears "Tet Offensive" in Iraq - I fear McCain Presidency

You know ... John McCain might be a little out of it and that's why he regurgitates Vietnam analogies all the time. I reviewed his history and it makes me a little nervous about him being President ... I mean, here's a guy who's Father and Grandfather were 4 Star Admirals and he still saw combat in Vietnam? How does THAT work? He's not a lucky man! I mean, he should have been able to spend the Vietnam War checking Japanese hookers for gonorrhea with that pedigree ... not stuck in an actual war zone! Not a lucky guy ... then there was that Forrestal thing ... 134 dead naval personnel because someone accidentally shot McCain's A-4E Skyhawk with a Zuni rocket while it was parked on the deck of his aircraft carrier! Not a lucky guy! Then ... after he recovered from the conflagration on the Forrestal, he gets himself assigned to the Saints squadron of the 16th Air Wing, known for having the highest loss rate of the Vietnam War. Not a big surprise for "Mr Lucky" McCain! Neither was it surprising that McCain's winning streak would have him shot down down over Vietnam ... adding to the 16th Air Wing's glorious string of combat losses. And even though Lucky Johnny broke both arms and a leg in his crash into Truc Bach Lake, he was lucky enough to be found by a mob of Vietnamese who rewarded his attempts at providing them liberty, by spitting on him, kicking him and providing that most friendly of Viet Cong greetings ... a bayonet through the groin. Again ... a bayonet ... through ... the groin. It's no wonder "Lucky" McCain falls back on happy thoughts like the Tet Offensive, which he enjoyed from Hanoi Hilton, which supposedly sells some pretty cool t-shirts today :-) ... The point ... you may ask? I'm not sure if there is a Tet Offensive in our future in Iraq, but after George W Bush, I sure hope there is a Lucky President in our future ... period. And John ... careful with that razor, huh ... we love you ya big paluka!